Composed by Vice Staff
Hot deals on all our favorite things.
As soon as midnight rolls around, all hell breaks loose in our nightly routine. We like to call it “shopping hour” – that’s when we curl up in bed with a glass
bourbon hot milk and a bong an open laptop preparing to do serious damage to our bank accounts. Online shopping is a deep, dark abyss of good and bad products: chicken lamps, water slides for your hoo-ha, Dr. Phil throw pillow – the list goes on. We toss anything and everything we’ve been keeping an eye on during the week into our virtual shopping carts every night because we don’t have self-control. That’s okay, though, because we know the art of deal-making.
Last week we took a little hiatus to focus on toy deals for National Orgasm Day and Nordstrom’s big summer sale, but now we’re back with a bang. This week we’re teasing you with discounts on cult-favorite Always Pan, survival gear for summer trips, Uggs to get you back to middle school (in a good way), and a premium Apple Watch dupe. These deals will leave you hungry for more, but now we’re celebrating the International Day of Deals by throwing in some serious savings.
The current best Amazon offers
The crackling of a cold seltzer is music to our ears. These days, however, a case of La Croix can cost more than a fancy cocktail from the Mixology joint across the street. Save your hard-earned smackeroonies for the long haul by making crisp, bubbly seltzer from scratch with a SodaStream for 30% discount. All you have to do is press a button and bamyou got yourself a cool, refreshing drink.
$99.99$69.99 at Amazon
We’re already a big fan of Bose, so the fact that it’s its Sport Earbuds 17% discount excites us. They’re sweatproof, wireless, and able to take calls when you’re forced to engage in business. With a 4.4 star rating from over 26,000 reviews on Amazon, these are the real bargains.
$179$149 at Amazon
Apple Watches are insanely hot, but they cost an arm and a leg. Amazfit’s technicians have created their own version at half the price – and now they’re reduced even further. The GTS 2e is 29% cheaper and monitors blood oxygen levels, heart rate, sleep and acts as a fitness tracker. “I’ve had Apple Watches and this watch is much more comfortable, the battery life lasts much longer and the GTR’s circular design is much badass than the square one,” writes one reviewer on Amazon.
$139.99$99.99 at Amazon
Nordstrom’s ongoing anniversary sale
Nordie’s sale runs through Sunday, so it’s time to get moving. Prices are slashed in the women’s, men’s, home and beauty categories, but we’ve got our eye on all the sexy kitchen gadgets and homeware that can be had cheaply. The Stagg EKG kettle down $50during this Vitamix 7500 Blender Bundle is $240 discount. Soon at the airport? Do it a little better with all-new Tumi luggage for $200 off.
$195$141 at north current
$790$550 at north current
$695$486 at north current
Uggs home sale
We’re very much against being simple, but when we think back to the good ol’ days of stomping down middle school hallways in our Ugg Tasman slides (or more like Payless dupes), we leave behind a warm, fuzzy Feeling. At Ugg’s Master Sale, you can bring your hazy teenage memories back to life for next to nothing. Now that you’re older, wiser and sexier, the Neumel Natural Hemp Canvas Chukka Boots are hip. The Markstrum Chelsea Boots made of waterproof leather are also a good choice for the coming autumn months.
$140$98 at UGG
$150$105 at UGG
An always-pan deal in a zesty hue
Our Place always treats us, whether it’s a cool sale or a brand new color drop of their iconic cookware. Currently, the kitchen legends are over there lowered the price by $30 on their classic Always Pan in Heat, a rich, spicy red. In case you didn’t know, this thing can do it all: braising, searing, steaming, straining, sautéing, frying, cooking and making us happy. One of our editors even dubbed it “the Yeezy of cookware.”
$145$115 at Our place
Sale of Judy survival gear for outdoor lords
The great outdoors isn’t anything to tinker with, so it’s best to be smart and prepared when venturing out into the wild. The folks at Judy designed survival kits curated by experts, and they are 25% discount at the moment. The Power Prepper System includes an emergency kit and a portable power station for up to six people. It’s ideal for emergency evacuations, power outages and on-site protection to name a few, but can also provide a much-needed sense of security on a weekend camping or hiking trip.
$1390$1042 at JUDI
Happy socks, happy life
Our fit means nothing to us without a good pair of socks. Happy Socks has dripping threads for your feet up to 50% discount. Our favorites? The “Cowzy” and the pair with cherries, because we love it loud.
$14$9.80 at Happy socks
$14$7 at Happy socks
Until next week.
The Rec Room staff independently selected all of the items featured in this story. Want more reviews, recommendations and hot deals? Sign up for our newsletter.